Monday, May 08, 2006

1st World Government.

HAIL THE PAP!!!




Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,



REST ASSURED in your choice of the Government. The 66.6% (666 is the sign of the devil coincidentally.) of you should be PROUD of yourself! Shame on the 33.4% who voted for the opposition!

in a bid to uphold their clean and sparkling image, the PAP (a.k.a. Men In White) has decided to "FIX" James Gomez, Workers' Party Candidate for the Aljunied GRC for lying about the minority candidate certificate episode.

Can you think of any political party you can trust MORE than the PAP?

NO!

because the Workers' Party candidate is obviously a stupid liar! And the OPPOSITION parties are THIRD WORLD political parties!


I say, YOU GO! PAP! YOU COMPLETELY ROCKS MY SOCKS!


instead of arresting Gomez during the elections, you showed how gentlemanly the PAP can be, by arresting him AFTER the polls. Great! let him have a chance at being our MP why don't you? let a LIAR and stage-managing MANIPULATOR COMPETE IN THE ELECTIONS and when he doesn't win, ARREST HIM!

(i wonder what the PAP would have done if the Opposition won the Aljunied GRC? I'm sure our brilliant gahmen would have thought of some possible way to shed light on the somewhat dubious integrity of the WP candidates! Awesome! we wouldn't want liars and third world parties to govern us would we?)

very very smart.

See, it doesn't matter if you're a liar BEFORE the elections, being a democratic country, Singapore will still let you join in the elections!

So, please. Liars, Dishonest people, Assholes and Buggers, please. feel free to join in the next round elections.



May our citizens live long and our country prosper!



To roughly quote MM Lee, my hero and idol : "What are you using that brain for?"

Hail God and the Baby God.



LONG LIVE THE KING!
万岁万岁万万岁!



PS : see how much i adore the PAP! my blog is like. WHITE. and SPARKLING! woohoo!




*in other news*


- i have canceled my ST subscription. Yessarrrr!

propaghanda is all good and well, brainwashing is very nice and everything... but.. honestly, the amount of time spent in school doing social studies is sufficient to ensure my compliant obeisance. i don't have to spend 70cents everyday to love the PAP as much as i do.


HAIL THE PAP!