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okay, if your curiosity hasn't gotten the better of you, and you havent clicked on that link above, don't bother clicking the top link, let me summarize this for you. BUT WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO.

1. some schoolgirl hit a aunty with her schoolbag.
2. aunty retaliates by scolding vulgarities
3. girl thought she was crazy, ignores.
4. aunty hits her with umbrella, misses.
5. aunty tries to flee, girl chases, and ang moh bf of aunty whacks the girls.
6. "helpful" singaporean uncles try to stop them from running away.


right... keep in mind the account of this story came from the girl herself, who happens to be a "celebrity blogger"... whose blog is named princess-michie. a typical fucking bimbo who is so desperate for some news-worthy thing to comment on her blog, she whips out her camera to start recording the happenings (after the supposedly traumatic attack by the shrew of a mad woman) and pushes people "EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME" out of the way just to film the juicy details. maybe she chipped her nails while doing it. oh! another thing to blame the ang moh for!

as always, i am wavering between hilarity and a slight niggling feeling of discomfort. like in the case of the 3 britons bullying the old rickshaw driver, any slight scent of a "perceived" attack by angmohs (to locals, that is) is enough to trigger the instinctive bloodlust of xenophobic Singaporeans.

note the repeated usage of "YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY AH. THIS IS SINGAPORE OKAY."

i'm not sure if the "helpful" uncles were really helping out of the kindness of their hearts, or taking this rare opportunity to vent their anger on that nerdy chickenshit angmoh. this deeply rooted, normally hidden and taboo inferiority complex that many Singaporeans secretly nurse in their hearts of hearts, erupts like an overstimulated dick when something like this happens.



the outpouring of reactions on the internet,

1. U THINK U STILL OWN SINGAPORE AH? WE NOT YER COLONY ANYMORE OKAY. CHEEBYE ANGMOH.

2. OMG. HAHAHHAA!!

3. GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY LA KNNB.

4. oh my god, i'm so ashamed to be singaporean. you guys are so xenophobic, i hate you all! i'm ashamed to be asian! why can't i have white skin and blue eyes too? i love ang mohs! (okay. i'm exaggerating on this one.)

5. (in response to the above) you stupid cb SPG. go and lick angmoh balls la. (or the equivalent)

6. long theory on why we singaporeans are xenophobic, etc etc etc.

7. THIS IS SINGAPORE OKAY. YOU THINK THIS IS ANG MOH LAND?





the moral of the story is.

1. if you angmoh, act nice in public. unless you want a lynch mob after yer arse.

2. if you want to do it, make sure you don't get videoed.

3. if you do it and video yourself, + post it up to youtube...





SINGAPOREANS UNITE!

nothing like a little mob lynching of an ang moh to set your hearts racing, your adrenaline pumping and your patriotism blazing. ah. don't you just love being singaporean? this display of nationalism beats fireworks and PM's long boring speeches anyday.

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