Sunday, October 02, 2005

Ramble

yes, another post. i just want to say i really REALLY like bohemian rhapsody and i was born to love you by queen.

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on to other stuff.. why you shouldn't eat shark fin, foie gras and all that stuff.
because it sucks. really it does.

if you must, eat fake shark fin. they taste about the same anyways.

i love sharks. DON'T SLICE THEIR FIN, THROW THEM BACK INTO THE WATER AND LET THEM DIE FROM BLOOD LOSS AND SUFFOCATION JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT A STUPID BOWL OF SHARK FIN DAMMIT.

eat pigs. eat cows. eat chicken. why kill a shark just for some exotic delicacy. fuck. for just the fucking fin i might add.

pigs cows and chickens can eat the whole thing. eat them. they aren't gonna be extinct anytime soon. EAT THEM.

"but sharks eat humans! they are scary and fierce! we should wipe them off the face of the planet!"

go fuck yourself. humans shouldn't be swimming in the seas anyways. you think a shark can differentiate a human from a damned seal? you think you are a human so therefore you are legally exempted from the food chain? HAHA. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

YOU LOOK LIKE FOOD. THEREFORE IT IS GOING TO EAT YOU IF IT FEELS LIKE EATING YOU. or at least take a chomp outta you. i must say humans deserve whatever the animals do to them. we kill billions of them each day but whine when one of us gets killed.

wtfh. hah. no wonder there are so many viruses around. i wonder if the animals mutated the viruses to get back at the humans.



pig : hey chikin, you wanna trade viruses? then we can merge them and kill the damned humans.

chicken : yeah, good idea. but wouldn't we die too?

pig : at least we'd be given a proper burial.

chicken : good point.




yes. i plan to be vegetarian by the time i hit 35. if i'm still alive by then.







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