Sunday, April 01, 2007

of pimples and pain.

there are several methods of getting rid of those pesky pimples.

1. murder. you pop 'em with cold blooded intent. get rid of them and wipe away the evidence.

2. homicide. you hire a contract killer to squeeze the life outta them. keep your fingers clean.

3. involuntary manslaughter. you inadverdently poke them, and the guts come spilling out. you panic. you get rid of the evidence.

4. self destruction. you let them kill themselves. when they can't take it anymore, they will commit suicide. you don't have to lift a finger.

now. which one are you?

this post was inspired by the pimple...(i'm not sure if it qualifies as one anymore. more like. ginormouse pulsing piece of pain) on my upper lip.