Saturday, May 27, 2006

< lib1790 > so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic. the kid was the only one who got credit

< evilada >: Best suicide plan ever
< mcm310 >: what is it?
< evilada >: you go up to the top of a roof
< evilada >: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
< evilada >: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
< evilada >: then you put super glue on your hands
< evilada >: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
< evilada >: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
< evilada >: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
< evilada >: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
< mcm310 >: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

yeah how original. go me.


oh yes all these were copy and pasted from << awesome site. the html screwed up the < xxxx > which was why you couldn't see the names.

no credit for the suicide plan either.

but i have several in mind. interested parties please msg.