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i've been left to rot at home for two days now.. i suspect prolonged inactivity may directly/indirectly cause the body to melt down into a pool of blob, but before that your brain shuts down and melt in exactly 10.28 minutes. Then if you have been staring at any screens (tv, computer, etc..) for a extended period of time, and the only movement you've made is to slightly click on the remote to switch channels, you might find that your eyes will start to protrude, bit by bit, until they finally pop out and are left dangling halfway down your face. that is the state i currently am in right now. and if i weren't worried about you guys having nightmares, i might just post a picture of myself here.