two cents worth of something.

ARTICLE

VIDEO


okay, if your curiosity hasn't gotten the better of you, and you havent clicked on that link above, don't bother clicking the top link, let me summarize this for you. BUT WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO.

1. some schoolgirl hit a aunty with her schoolbag.
2. aunty retaliates by scolding vulgarities
3. girl thought she was crazy, ignores.
4. aunty hits her with umbrella, misses.
5. aunty tries to flee, girl chases, and ang moh bf of aunty whacks the girls.
6. "helpful" singaporean uncles try to stop them from running away.


right... keep in mind the account of this story came from the girl herself, who happens to be a "celebrity blogger"... whose blog is named princess-michie. a typical fucking bimbo who is so desperate for some news-worthy thing to comment on her blog, she whips out her camera to start recording the happenings (after the supposedly traumatic attack by the shrew of a mad woman) and pushes people "EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME" out of the way just to film the juicy details. maybe she chipped her nails while doing it. oh! another thing to blame the ang moh for!

as always, i am wavering between hilarity and a slight niggling feeling of discomfort. like in the case of the 3 britons bullying the old rickshaw driver, any slight scent of a "perceived" attack by angmohs (to locals, that is) is enough to trigger the instinctive bloodlust of xenophobic Singaporeans.

note the repeated usage of "YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY AH. THIS IS SINGAPORE OKAY."

i'm not sure if the "helpful" uncles were really helping out of the kindness of their hearts, or taking this rare opportunity to vent their anger on that nerdy chickenshit angmoh. this deeply rooted, normally hidden and taboo inferiority complex that many Singaporeans secretly nurse in their hearts of hearts, erupts like an overstimulated dick when something like this happens.



the outpouring of reactions on the internet,

1. U THINK U STILL OWN SINGAPORE AH? WE NOT YER COLONY ANYMORE OKAY. CHEEBYE ANGMOH.

2. OMG. HAHAHHAA!!

3. GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY LA KNNB.

4. oh my god, i'm so ashamed to be singaporean. you guys are so xenophobic, i hate you all! i'm ashamed to be asian! why can't i have white skin and blue eyes too? i love ang mohs! (okay. i'm exaggerating on this one.)

5. (in response to the above) you stupid cb SPG. go and lick angmoh balls la. (or the equivalent)

6. long theory on why we singaporeans are xenophobic, etc etc etc.

7. THIS IS SINGAPORE OKAY. YOU THINK THIS IS ANG MOH LAND?





the moral of the story is.

1. if you angmoh, act nice in public. unless you want a lynch mob after yer arse.

2. if you want to do it, make sure you don't get videoed.

3. if you do it and video yourself, + post it up to youtube...





SINGAPOREANS UNITE!

nothing like a little mob lynching of an ang moh to set your hearts racing, your adrenaline pumping and your patriotism blazing. ah. don't you just love being singaporean? this display of nationalism beats fireworks and PM's long boring speeches anyday.

<3

I TAKE IT BACK!

all i want for XMAS is THIS!



OMG IT'S SO BLOODY AWESOME.

()*#@$#@$)(*&@#!

incoherence is becoming. normal.

SO AWESOME LAARRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~ ()*&@(*$&@(*&!@#)(*&#$@(&*

all i want for xmas, is youuuuuuuuuu

because

You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl.







1. handphone. because my nokia is literally falling apart.



2. iPod classic. 80 gb. so i can lug my music collection over to aussie without bringing all my 12098347 CDs.



3. lc-a lomo. just for kicks!



4. vintage remington #5 typewriter. because it's so pwetty.



5. digital camera. convenient, compact.

random stuff.

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAA!!!!

i love this thing.

hide

(pronounced hee-day)

Of the many artistes I listen to, there isn't anyone who rocks my world more than hide. Nobody even comes close. His intrepid musicality, his dynamic showmanship, the energy he brings to every performance, I can go on and on. There isn't a single song from him I don't like, and if his life wasn't tragically cut short, I'd imagine his career spanning international bases.

music is universal, but some are more universal than most.

RIP hide.



Pink Spider



Translated lyrics : credit http://www.geocities.com/japanesechannel_lyrics/hide_pinkspider.html

You spread your web of lies,
Thought your small world was everything,
Wounding anything passing by,
You though the sky was square.

"This is all there is... this is it, isn't it?"
You said... but that's a lie...

Your dismal stripes looked so sad,
A bird of pardise decided to talk to you.

"Get some butterfly's wings and come over here."
"Over there everything is just what you want."

Pink Spider "I want to go"
Pink Spider "I want wings..."

Not listening to the dying pleas of your captured butterfly,
You glare up at the sky.
"I didn't wound you out of hatred,
But I don't have wings,
And the sky is so high..."

"Go ahead and use my wings, spider.
But even you, who is yet to know the hardships of flying,
Will someday realise.
That you were only flying within someone's hand,
And that you were calling that freedom..."

Unable to fly properly with your borrowed wings,
Upside down you tumble to the ground.

Pink Spider "It's all over"
Pink Spider "But I can see the sky..."
Pink Spider "I'm a failure"
Pink Spider "I want wings..."

The glimpses you caught of the other side of the sky,
The birds go South.
"I'll fly one more time, tearing away these strings,
With my own jets,
As soon as that cloud passes by..."

Pink Spider, The sky is calling you
Pink Spider, Pink Spider

A pink coloured cloud passes the sky.



Rocket Dive Live



50% % 50% Live



Dice Live



NSFW! (nipple action!)

er.

i don't know what possesses people to do stuff like that and post it on youtube where it can be potentially seen by millions of people.

T_T

humanity is going to the shits.

edit:

i wasn't refering to the omfgdamned awful "singing" + "dancing". fast forward to 4:00.

NSFW!

ag's wishlist for christmas

00. get over my forum addiction.

01. to get out of this rut i've been in.

02. more time. SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO!!!

03. $$ to repair my powerbook. (sorry baby! i knocked you up, literally!)

04. a new phone. the old one's really banged up.

05. new shoes. my old ones are falling apart. gah. eying that yummilicious pair of converse shoes. black or red? $199.00 *sigh*

06. iPod Classic. so i don't have to lug my cd collection to aussie. (i still love you mini!)

07. new wardrobe. i'm stuck in a rut. time to change something.

08. for the mess in my room to magically clean itself.

09. box of G-Tec 0.4 refills to bring to aussie.

10. a rainbow.



this will be updated. LOL!