eh. comic.

this is a v. quick 5 min comic. so it's pretty crappy. and only those people in TP who either knows the main character/in my expressive illustration class will find it funny.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


okay. based on a true life account.





okay i am like

this malicious

bitch

but you have to say

...

you like me

just precisely

because of that




XD









- - - - - - - - - - - - -

in other news.




i just watched





THANK YOU FOR SMOKING





and it is like BRILLIANT.



all of you should NOT watch it



because i plan to watch it again in the cinema


and i don't want you bastards taking up the seats at the back


because i had to sit front row today.



bah. we need more shows like that.



AWESOMEEEE....NESS...................




so it's my



BIRTHDAY







TODAY!









and ...







i going to sleep. byebye.

changing your perception

so i walked home today after photojournalism class, and i was thinking about the things that my lecturer said.

something along the lines of, to be a good photojournalist, you have to be interested in people, you have to talk to people and get up close and personal. to get out of your comfort zone and meet new people, instead of being wrapped up in your tiny little bubble.

i saw this slightly old-ish malay couple carrying pillows and pillow cases walking towards the elevator.

i smiled and said "hi"

they smiled and said "hi"

and somewhere between getting into the elevator to the sixth floor where i lived,

they got to know that i was from temasek poly and i got to know that they were the second family to move into my block in the 1980s.

i think i like photojournalism. very much. :)

Hate.

Pronunciation: 'hAt

Function: noun

Usage: often attributive

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hete; akin to Old High German haz hate, Greek kEdos care

1 a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury b : extreme dislike or antipathy : LOATHING (had a great hate of hard work)

2 : an object of hatred (a generation whose finest hate had been big business -- F. L. Paxson)





it often intrigues me how when a strong emotion like hate is broken down into simple words,

it loses its meaning.

like.

extreme dislike is too mild a word for what i feel towards the piano.

i curse the man who invented it.

i curse the people who made it popular.

i curse all the fucking composers who have nothing better to do than to compose disgusting pieces that contort my fingers into unnatural positions.

i curse all the people who thought about the idea of piano exams.

i curse the examiners.

i curse every fucking child prodigy.

I CURSE YOU PEOPLE TO HELL.



DIE YOU SON OF A BITCHES IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY DEAD.



DIE.






come to think of it.




while i'm at it...





I CURSE THE MAN WHO IMPLEMENTED BLOCK SYSTEM.

I CURSE MR TTC FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKTARD.

I CURSE THE APE BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING SHITHEAD.












i am. pissed. off. very. much.

yay!

i finally found

a little princess by frances hodgson burnett!

i am a v. vvvv. happy girl. :D

read it on the way home and that scene where she seperated from her father was so touching.

i cried.

on the bus.

=_-

it was all very embarassing.

still. i'm happy. XD

that's gotta be one of my fav. books.

absolut fav.

CHECK THIS OUT!

fun with modelling clay.

nyahahahahah. XDDDD it smells better than plasticine too.





mr rabbit says hello



it's a whale! it's a manatee! i don't know what the fuck it is!



isn't the carrot cute? i didn't make it!



hah. i like this guy. he keeps falling over and squashing his tail. :/



boo.




that's it. i'll be posting this is phreaque-art too so. yeah. :X






*edit*




okay this is chunz's MR CHEESE




i help paint it. only. :P

To Jo.

i just got off a msn chat with one of my secondary school teacher.


she was the "CHIO" teacher in sec school - made me listen to her geography class cos she's so pretty. XD heck. the only way you could get me to listen back then was either to be pretty/andro/handsome, or be a kickass awesome teacher.

jo was both. XD you DREW on the whiteboard! YOU DREW! and that caught my attention which is prolly why i didn't fail geog. :P


and she was one of the few teachers who inspired me to go for my dreams, who encouraged me when i was feeling confused and pretty lost (at the time). and who provided a helping hand at the time when i needed most.


i don't go back to school much, for teachers' day or whatever reasons students go back to secondary school. because mainly i don't really have good memories back in sec school - apart from the time spent in band, which again you were part of. i don't ever remember telling you this, so i'll do it here.


Thanks Cher,


thanks for all the help and encouragement that you have given me and those of us in school who were fucked up and confused, who didn't know where to go and what to choose. for those of us who got disparaged by other teachers because our results didn't come up to par. for those of us who faced objections and discouragement in their choice of path from all around; parents, friends, teachers, etc.


i've seen friends who don't know what they want to be, don't know where they want to go and pretty much wasted their time in JC/Poly taking courses they have no interest in.


it scares me to think that i could have been one of them, aimless, wondering who i am and trying to find my identity in that mess of life that "could have been" mine if i had taken the safe path and followed them like pigs to the slaughter. You got the ball rolling for me when you showed me the prospectus of Temasek Design Polytechnic.


i probably wouldn't be who i am today without you, Richard and Sylvia. (though i wouldn't DARE call Ms Low "Sylvia" to her face :P)


i'm sure i'm not the only life you have affected.


and i hope you'll continue to inspire the students you teach, because teachers like that are hard to come by for lousy students like me.



:D








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to the others who read the blog:




so this is not my usual style of writing. live with it. :/

hello sex.

it is


SO


unfair


that


GUYS


dont get


menstruation


or


period cramps.



bloody hell. literally.






anyways. i saw a spiral shell-shaped condom today in cheers. checked it out online and this is what it looks like.




well apparently it's been rated "Best Condom" by loads of magazines and is reported to give women better orgasm.








okay. happy pills happy pills happy pills... i need my happy pills.


damn you men and boys.

rant

why hasn't anybody commented on my NEW BANNER?









bahhhhhhhh.... :/





yes block system... you are going DOWN!



down down down down down. :D

randomness

this is pretty much how i'm feeling right now. :/







and it's hard to fart while walking.

Design Exercise

What with me being a designer and all...

i decided to set myself a brief.

That is to design educational logos for important events that Singaporeans should take note of. :D

I had fun doing them, around 5 mins in all.





Beware of Lightning



Singapore is one of the most deadly places in the world as far as lightning is concerned. Singapore has the highest incidence of lightning strikes in the world (180 days a year), and you've more chance of being struck by lightning here than winning the lottery!


PAP Smear Campaigns



A Pap smear is a test your doctor does to check for signs of cancer of the cervix. The cervix is part of your uterus (womb). During a Pap smear, your doctor takes a sample of cells from your cervix to be tested. This is especially important because cervical cancer is still the second most common gynaecological cancer in Singapore.

But PAP smears are not just confined to women in Singapore. Males who have especially strong views regarding certain topics are reccommended to go for regular screening too - preferably once every four years.


Silence is Golden



I'm sure you know what to do and how to behave in the libraries. But children usually pay no heed to the vocal reminders of the librarians. Stricter measures are required to make sure they don't ever open their mouths to make unnecessary noise. This training should start from a young age. Therefore, I reccommend that children who do not keep their mouths shut in the library should have this sticker pasted over their mouths - not just in the library, but everywhere else they go! Just to reinforce this silence thing, ya know - unless you want them to grow up into irresponsible adults like MrBrown who distort the truths and blame our awesome government. :/ Shame on you MRBROWN. SHAME ON YOU!

but that's not the point.



I should do this more often. XD this is fun!

Zazoo - One for 2

frickin' hilarious. XDDD

Everyone Else has had more sex than me

Very nice animation. XD

random post

i just hate writing this but guess i have to write at least 2 lines before my profile can be used...

i started working when I was born. Cos my dad own a company and he had brought a small company to a regional company. I remember every time during school holiday, I will go to the office to help out. Dun get any wrong idea that I just stay in the office and do nothing. My job: toilet cleaner... but thanks to him, today, im a toilet manager...

anyway i'm here to know more and different open-minded people who appreciates the finer things in life and also with common interests to share and have some fun.
My Ideal Person:
at the age of 18, I went overseas for my study. Over there, I had learnt a lot of stuff that I dun thinks I can be able to learn in Singapore.

most important of all, i get my freedom...
But now back in Singapore, quite tied up and hopefully by using this channel to find someone who shares the same interest and are adventurous to look for FUN...







you know it's really funny how people can go overseas and be so proud of the things they learnt there without ever picking up the necessary language skills to make themselves sound more intelligent.


oh well. btw. this guy emailed me





So how is your weekend?? Well mine sucks!!! got into another car accident last week... 3 car accidents in the space of 6 months?it happened along cte as I was going for my soccer training?but I dun know wat happened, I just bang into a YELLOW CAB!!! And it is a 4 car collision. All my accidents happened with cab!!! Dun understand why?I think they should send for retraining!!!
anyway im Edwin.

abit about myself. went to perth to study since 16 and ever since I came back from Perth, life has been boring... cant really go on like this... that’s why join this channel to excite my tough and pressure lifestyle… need to seek for new excitement…

my intention? just to enlarge my circle of friends... all my friends either study in Aust or go to other part of the world to work on their career... left mi, in singapore where FUN is not in the Singapore dictionary...

cheers



my reply >> dude. if you got into 3 accidents in the space of 6 months, perhaps it is you who should go for retraining.




yeah, morons are always in abundance. sad. another random point, i really hate people who end every other sentence with "..." - especially guys. makes them seem so wishy-washy, 婆婆妈妈。irritating.

grah.

if i looked half as crappy as i feel today,

i'd probably look like this.




AND THAT IS NOT A PIG SNOUT OKAY THAT'S MY FACE AFTER MY NOSE IS TORN OFF. hahahahhahahaha. funny.

my eyes are itching and watering. my nose is SO ITCHY.

all i want to do is tear my face off right now.

and this damned fever is making me alternately hot and cold.


DAMN YOU FLU VIRUS. DAMN YOU TO HELL.





anyways. just to cheer you up. i'd share something really funny i saw today.





this ang moh girl at cityhall. dressed like a typical bimbo, had the words



GRUNGE

BITCH

etched on her arm. with i think marker. and she had several cut marks adorning her forearm/wrist.


and then there's ALICE IN CHAINS on the underside of her forearm.





hahahhahaha. attention seeker. -_-" why don't just wear a band t-shirt. it'll look much much better.





anyways. we were at Far East Gelare, sitting there and collaborating (sort of) me and Chunz,

and we were bored,

had nothing to do,

so we eavesdropped on the couples who sat next to us.

"so me and ag were sitting in gelare today... erm.... loitering as usual... doodling.... and erm....
evesdropping on the next table...

i think there were 4 couples....


one couple... guyA and girlA

guyA like some girl B...
girlA likes someother guy B...

but from the way those two were interacting with each other... lemme tell you their futures....


guyA will chase girlB until he goes to army...

girlA will probably date guyB mean while...

guyA will come out from army... and realises hey... i'm gay....

girlA will realise... OMG I LIKE GUYA! then realise that he's GAY!


welll.... doood... either you're gay or the two of you are already together -_-
well have fun....."


that was taken from chunz blog because i'm too damned ass lazy to write again what she puts so eloquently forth.

nyahahahhahaa.


a v. interesting session. i think.



and gelare ice cream melts really quick. and their orange sorbet tastes like sh*t.








okay. so it wasn't that funny. SO SUE ME. i'm not a friggin' stand up comedian you paid. besides. why should i cheer anybody up? I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING. ARGH.


bahhhhh.





crap. now my nose is bleeding. gaaawwwdddddd....why does this always happen to me?!? okay so not always but nevermind that's just me rambling because i took like 4 panadols in the last __? hours.

and if i write incoherently just blame it on the panadols.



I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO SAY I ALWAYS WRITE INCOHERENTLY.


see i'm highh.





T_T maybe i should take more and i'll actually see lucy.



marshmellow pies. yumm.